earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
actual photo of me in the future
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
me in the mirror every morning
guess he’s all yours, guys.
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
hey kids u wanna buy some drugs
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush lololol
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”